Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 01, 2012
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling George: Thanks for comin' to...HONEST GEORGE'S CAR LOT! Our customers keep comin' back! George: Now, I know you weren't happy with this little number, but that was an honest mistake on my part. I mean, what do I know about that stuff? CALIFORNIA ENERGY CRISIS IS THE RESULT OF "SUPPLY AND DEMAND" George: And, yes, you came back a little hot under the collar after I sold you these two babies. ENRON BANKRUPTCY SHOWS "THE GENIUS OF CAPITALISM" TOUGH CORPORATE CRIME AND ACCOUNTING REFORMS ARE COMING George: But, God bless ya, you let me sell you these coupla beauts! And I know they turned out to be lemons... ...but, hey, I STILL believe in 'em. BUDGET SURPLUSES NEXT 5 YEARS TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH WILL SPUR GROWTH George: And you gave me the benefit of the doubt, bless your soul, and bought these! And I have to admit I fibbed a bit on one or two of 'em. NO CHILD UNITER NOT A DIVIDER COMPASSIONATE CON ENVIRONMENTALISM EDUCATION PRESIDENT George: But cross my heart -- ya GOTTA trust me on THIS one! It's a killer! And it won't give you a BIT of trouble! And you don't have to pay now -- you can play LATER! IRAQ WAR
kapock about 12 years ago
I’d walk away: I hear it burns oil.
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
Classic. (Not the “cars”; the comic.)
jnik23260 about 12 years ago
And if you liked GWBush, you’ll LOVE Romney!
The Real Zarth Arn about 12 years ago
George has retired, but Mittens has taken over the lot. Same old, same old.
joe vignone about 12 years ago
What idiot would vote to elect another Republicant ever again?
braindead Premium Member about 12 years ago
^ What’s so odd is that his ‘supporters’ cannot give you any reason to vote for Willard. They only hate Obama.-They know Willard is a ChickenHawk.-They know he mistreats animals.-They know that he still has no courage — he cannot even stand behind his own positions.-They know that he threw people out of jobs, forced them onto welfare and ERISA rolls, and caused them to suffer long term damage.-They know he lies about even his own positions, the lastest being FEMA.-They know he picked a dud for VP, Paul Ryan, who is NOT a fiscal conservative and cannot explain his own numbers.-They know all these things and lots more — but their hatred toward Obama overrides all of Willard’s obvious character flaws.
pbarnrob about 12 years ago
Naaahhh; I’m still waiting for the one that burns “clean” coal! Yum!