Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 07, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling DID YOU KNOW? This week -- REALITY! You've read about it in People Magazine! You've seen it hyped on Entertainment Tonight! REALITY is the hottest thing in Hollywood! And the great thing is -- many of us LIVE int it! Reality may not have mind-reading squirrels (one must keep reminding oneself), but it IS chock full of fun facts and infotaining information! Reality was first discovered by Aristotle, but was forgotten about for centuries... UNTIL REGIS PHILBIN RE DISCOVERED IT IN 1999! SORRY! Nice try, but you do NOT share the same reality with pop songstress Alicia Keys! Reality was named by New York Magazine the "top spot for a bloody mary" three years in a row! The Speckle family, of Noblesville, Ind., eschews REALITY during their holiday gatherings, preferring a SCRIPTED, FICTIONALIZED state of existence. In 2002, ABC's planned reality show, "Philosophy Factor" was scrapped after Immanuel Kant refused to eat live caterpillars in the pilot...and then proved that all reality is an illusion! GET READY! YOUR reality is about to undergo a surprising sci-fi plot twist!