Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 11, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Fabulous-es Wife: Can't you learn to be happy in today's America? Husband: Look, we're different -- SPECIAL! Why can't we be allowed to be OURSELVES? Wife: You know the government won't permit it! We've got to CONFORM! Husband: It's easy for you to blend in. You're just an ATHEIST... Husband: But I've got to live...A LIE! VILLAGE PEOPLE KEY WEST LIZA Husband: How you holding up, pal? Man: Hey, man! Keep it down! Husband: What, you think people can't tell you're black?! Man: Hey, I'm undercover too! You think I LIKE listening to Toby Keith? Wife: EEK! Come quick! Our baby...! Husband: Oh no! We were praying he'd be NORMAL! Husband: Good lord! Wife: Yes! He's an...INTELLECTUAL! Man: Close the shades!