Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 18, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales Tom Cruise in "3 Plot Devices" plus a Surprise Ending (DON'T LOOK!) Tom: I just want a quiet day...with NO PUBLICITY! DING DONG Norman: Hi, Tom! ! Tom: It's my identical cousin, NORMAN! Tom: Come in! Let me just take the spanakopita out of the oven... Norman: I'll help, Tom... BONK! Norman: Who am I? Who are you? Tom: Yikes! You've got AMNESIA! Tom: I'll get my first aid kit! Norman: What's first aid? Julia: There you are, Tom! Norman: Who are you? Julia: Your neighbor, Julia Roberts, silly! Listen, I told my father, Brian Dennehy, that we're MARRIED! Julia: And now he's coming to visit! Pretend you're my husband! Brian: So, you finally landed my little filly, eh, Tom? Norman: ? Julia: OH NO Paparazzi! FLASH NEXT DAY Tom: I wonder where Norman went yesterday. Tom: Oh well...I guess I'll read the paper. Oh NO! The Hollywood Times TOM CRUISE INVENTS COTTON GIN Will Transform the South Also: Likes Spinach Pie