Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 26, 2013
April 25, 2013
May 02, 2013
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling One Day At The Offices Of Nerrex Arms, Inc. Man: And we should have the first 50,000 rifiles ready for 3Q 2014, General. General: Very good. Man: Now, just a few procedures we have to do as a licensed arms dealer. General: Huh? Man: A simple background check. Name? General: Name?! The purchaser is the United States! Man: Very good. Oh, dear... General: What?! Man: Did the U.S. commit an armed invasion of a nation under the false pretense of self-defense? General: Wh...? Man: Oh, my! Did the U.S. engage in a large-scale program of torture?!! General: Now, see here...! Man: Tsk. Lots of red flags. War crimes, abuse, assassinations... Man: This background check has revealed an extremely aggressive and violent psychological profile. Man: I'm afraid the check failed. I can't sell you the guns. General: This is an outrage!! AND SO... GUN SHOW General: That's right. 150,000 fully automatic assault rifles. NO BACKGROUND CHECK REQUIRED Man: You want 'em gift wrapped, or are you just gonna carry 'em out?
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Sir, why purchase them when you can just confiscate them from the American populace. Oh, I see, when they have guns you are afraid to bust into their homes to take guns. Hmmm, it makes sense now.