Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 06, 2013
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "The Wizard of Oz" The Aftermath Guard #1: You killed the Wicked Witch of the West! Guard #2: All hail Dorothy! One month later, back in Kansas - Dorothy: Oh, dear! The Oz Gazette Power Vacuum in Oz Creates Chaotic Instability Sectarian Violence Erupts Along Entire Yellow Brick Road Dorothy: My, oh my! Radio: ...poppy sleeping potion attack is suspected. Flying monkeys have taken to flying guerrilla tactics... Computer: The Munchkin regime suffered a setback when the Lollipop Guild was destroyed. Thousands were reportedly licked... Dorothy: No, no! Dorothy: It's all so complicated! If only there was something I could do! Radio: ...the White Witch has tightened her tyrannical, cruel grip on the nation of Narnia... Dorothy: Come on, Toto! I just know we'll get it right this time!
What, do you expect her to take on the Kansas banks? Rockin’ riboflavin, she wouldn’t stand a chance!