Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 03, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presidential REVISIONIST Comics March 2003 Still Only $87 Billion Be prepared for a long, hard fight! Baghdad, Sept. 11, 2001 Saddam: Although there is no evidence I'm involved in this, I am an urgent, though not imminent threat to the U.S. Baghdad Times George W. Bush: My fellow Americans, here's the plan: We occupy Iraq so that terrorists are diverted there to attack our troops! Voice #1: YES! Voice #2: TO WAR! Saddam: I think I'll stand here and imagine a nuclear weapons program, which I might start! George W. Bush: We'll need you soon, U.N.! Oh, there's something on your chin. There, I got it. POW Soldier: Most Iraqis are cheering us as liberators! Soldier #2: We'll be out of here in a few short years or decades! this specific ship's MISSION has been ACCOMPLISHED George W. Bush: My thanks to the sailors who hoisted this sign up, but remember, it will be a long, hard fight! to be continued...