Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 05, 2014

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Chagrin Falls "Existing While Black" Boy #1: This is boring. Let's go to the 24Mart for a Red Monster. Boy #2: Yeah, okay. Boy #1: ...so I was like, "Dude!" and she was all, "No way"...Hey, the shortcut's through this backyard. Boy #2: No, I'd better stay by the curb. 24Mart Man: Quiet down, you punks! Boy #1: Up yours, geezer! Boy #2: Yes, sir. Clerk: What are you kids doing? Boy #1: Getting drinks, lady! Back off! Boy #2: Keeping my hands fully visible! Boy #1: Man, why are you so polite when you're in public? Boy #2: Are you crazy, Cap? Don't you know we live in different worlds?! Clerk: That's $2.25. Boy #1: What a rip-off! These are $1.75 over at the ShopKing. This is highway robbery! Boy #2: That's fine, ma'am. Boy #1: You never stick up for yourself. Boy #2: You have no idea what would happen if I did stick up... Boy: NO, IT'S NOT A STICK-UP! BLAM BLAM BLAM NOT A STICK-UP! BLAM BLAM Boy #1: I dunno. I think it's all in your imagination. The End