Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 10, 2015
April 09, 2015
April 16, 2015
Transcript:
The adventures of xenu intergalactic overlor & evil alien super villain - I shall return to earth and finally destroy the thetas I trapped there! Here me earthlings! I shall now decide whether to disintegrate or devour your insignificant planet! Hold! whats this? Its scientology! we offer audits... Silence! Take me to you leader! what goes on here?! And why is that man licking the floor? Xenu ? You mean you're real? Craven human! Let me see this booked! Hmmm,,,,salve labor,,,,blackmail...real waste... Er...is this a religion! Ah, so its a tax play! Fascinating! And so.... The euro is tanking! sell Bayer and but soybean futures! And call Franz on the yacht! My thorax needs a full rubdown! Chop chop!
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Yeah, and it turns out in the next episode that Xenu is his own father, himself, and a ghost version of himself like Obi-Wan Kenobi — at the same time!