Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 07, 2015

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The education of Louis study Hall's "lets make a deal" Man, Id give anything if Shari Nelson would like me too. How about: would you have grandma die in exchange for shari liking you? What a dumb thought, I won't answer! Is that because the answer is Yes? Change the subject... who should the Mets play at shortstop? But what if you had to choose? or second base... Grandma not dying of course. grandma dying. I did not say "grandma dying! No deal!! How about Mom dying? Dad breaking a leg? Don't even think...No! NO! Maybe. Mets. Uncle Paul gets cancer and I make the basketball team? No! Maybe if I could be the star. Im stopping this now! Maybe Grandpa dying was part of a deal, made so that Mom and Dad would stop fighting. That makes no sense! Mom and Dada did stop fighting around then... Maybe I even wanted him to die. RING Finally! I Can stop thinking about this idiotic stuff! Louis! Ashley Denett is having a party Saturday, and she's going to invite is! Cool! Shari will definitely be there! Isn't it weird that Ashley is inviting us? Yeah! Maybe the is the first step in getting my... Its awesome! ...wish...