Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2015

Transcript:

marvel aunt-man bitten by a radioactive aunt, james jansen gained the proportionate powers of an aunt! aunt-man is trouble-shooting the cutting edge technology in his aunt-lair... aunt-man: hmm... i have got to forward this gif of a kitten looking in a mirror, but my aol seems to be down. ...when suddenly his aunt-sense detects an emergency situation! aunt-man: there's a birthday today! to the aunt-mobile! aunt-man: no time to lose! i'm going to max out the honda civic at 45 mph! a birthday card featuring a funny dog springs from a rack to aunt-man's aunt-man-purse! aunt-man: now to the toys and games department! activating aunt-nalysis! a waste of time what do kids see in this? ugh rots brains i think i saw something on sixty minutes about this this is what is wrong with kids today. finally, his aunt-sense locates the birthday boy at his party! aunt-man: brendon, happy birthday! brendon: a wooden shape-sorter?! i'm fourteen years old! aunt-man: and is this your little girlfriend? girl: no! aunt-man: now, don't have another sprite, brendon! your mom told me what happens when you drink too much before bedtime! brendon: mom! aunt-man: my work here is done! the end