Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 18, 2015
Transcript:
enjoy this vintage 1990 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug 25th anniversary - the second tom the dancing bug charley the australopithecine 1990 ruben bolling he's cool! he's hip! he's an ape-like ancestor of man from the pliocene epoch! charley's instinctive drive for sustenance steers him to the local supermarket. charley: plus it's double coupon day! out do not enter d'agris in he is instantly barraged with insurmountable decisions. charley: let's see... chips ahoy with sprinkles or without? chewy or regular? after a brief visit to the same table... lady: ralph! get security!! he's eating them all! oop: howard to aisle 4 with a broom charley decides to amble over to the soft drink section... howard: where'd he go? where he settles on a purchase-- a dozen 2-liter bottles of generic grape soda. charley: 1989 was a good year for artificial grape flavoring. charley must endure a horrific and perplexing conflict at the check-out line. woman: you've got too many items to be in the express line, you mangy twit! but he finally emerges, his desired nourishment in hand. charley: hunting and rathering was never like this!
Thank goodness modern Homo sapiens has evolved resistance to the ways industry tries to make us want to consume all that junk food.