Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 16, 2015

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I remember my days at dear old... Trump University Donald Trumps accredited university***Akkredited = Non - accredited currently under investigation In the stately Trump University Library... So I include "projected income" to get approved? This is hard! Hey! Im studying that too! Whats your major? "Falsifying credit card applications to borrow more money to pay for more trump university courses" Mine too, Its kinda the only major here. Guys! I just had my meeting with Donald Trump! Awesom! How'd it go? Great! In Fact, He agreed to go get some brews with me! wait, thats not donnas Triumo its a cardboard cur out! Huh> well, at lest I got a nice photo of me with it! Righteos. Bros,, Im starting to figure some thing out... Trump university isn't an instruction higher learning! Its a fraudulent scheme! Oh no! wait'll parents find out! Well, I hope that doesn't become an obstacle for Trump eventually running for president of the us! Are you kidding? experience running a long con would bean asset! Go trump U You know, Trump U is considered "The harvard of rico violators"!