Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 29, 2015
Transcript:
Tom the dancing bug ruben bollig Good afternoon, Did you know that nasa is planning to spend $50 million to develop a system to detect and destroy asteroids that are o course to collide with the earth? Scientists believe that if a large asteroid hot the earth, the impact would send so much dust into the stratospherem sunlight would be blocked for deacde, causing mass starvation, They say it was this disaster that killed the dinosaurs and the same fate could befall us. But is the proposed high tech defense really necessary? Why not get to the root of the problem quest! if we keep or world properly spic and plan there would ne no diysr to be thrown catastrophally into our atmosphere! Of course, keeping our homes, gardens and street spotless wouldn't be enough, we would sen volunteers to every corner of the globe throughly dusting everything! An steroid colliding with the earth would fall harmlessly a squeaky clean surface. we would end up with a planet not only safe from astroid catastrophe but also clean enough to eat off of! what killed the dinosaurs? They didn't keep their world today enough! lest not make that same mistake! Paid for by the association for species survival good housekeeping
And so began The (Felix) Unger Games.