Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 12, 2015
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 1992 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling I've tried to fight it, but I guess I'll have to admit it -- I'M GAY! Man: HOLD ON, FRIEND! Don't give up the fight! SCIENCE has given you a solution! Man: We all know that homosexuality is UNNATURAL and immoral! Many of our nation's leaders have said so! But with an amazing new product, you can be cured! Here's how it works: You see, homosexuals have a smaller antereior hypothalamus than heterosexuals! Hypothalamus of a regular guy Hypothalamus of a homosexual guy Man: All these fellows need is a few extra hypothalamus cells. Here's a typical homosexual. "Typical Homosexual": Feh. We just place som Hypothalamus-Helper TM brand hypothalamus cells into the brain... Surgeon: More Hypothalamus-Helper, nurse. Man: And just look at the results! BOYNG! HUBBA HUBBA! YOW! Man: Yes! By altering the brain structure with high-tech bioengineered material, we can make behavior more...NATURAL! Man #2: Suddenly I have the urge to wear tacky pants and go bowling. If God had intended there to be homosexuals, he wouldn't have given us the ability to make: HYPOTHALAMUS HELPER Insert in Brain ASK YOUR DOCTOR! Also available in a PATCH! Coming Soon -- A cure for Civil Unrest: WHITENESS HELPER TM brand skin lightening treatments (ever notice how docile Michael Jackson is?)
I’ve always wondered why god makes hermaphrodites, then. Are they just disgusting to everybody? Is that god’s mistake? Does he even MAKE mistakes?