Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 20, 2015
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Before & After the Selfie Girl #1: You wanna do one? Girl #2: O.K. Girl #1: And...posted. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 1890, Austria... Percival: I'm here to prevent a historical calamity! Jeb: You're too late, Dunwoody! I've already killed baby Hitler! Percival: Jeb Bush! Percival: I'm not here to kill baby Hitler! POW Now to find your brother in 2000! Jeb: URK Guy Walks Into A Bar Guy: I'll bet $50 my horse can do arithmetic! Bartender: Okay...what's 2+2? Horse: 10. Horse: Well, think about it. Why would a house use base 10? BAR Gnomic Cop/ Uxorious Cop Cop #1: If you don't talk to me, you'll have to deal with my partner. Pick your poison. Cop #2: ...and here's my wife wearing those earrings at Yosemite... Phil Collins Phil: I'm just saying...there's no way you could guess my password! Man: Okay, Phil Collins. Um..."Sussudio." But the "IO" is the number 10. Phil: Bloody hell. Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Man "The 'Jewel of the Snake' has been stolen from the museum! To the Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Hideout!" "The Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Computer says this is likely the handiwork of The Reptilator, who's out on parole!" "Pow!" "Looks like the Reptilator will have to face the SCALES of Justice!"
Jeb! has the potential to be even worse than his brother Shrub. However, it now looks like we may dodge that bullet and get someone rational for a change, like Trump or Carson.