Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 14, 2016
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Enjoy the Classic Tom the dancing bug vintage 1995 Charley the australopithecine: charley has fallen in with a band of scream rockers, a music genre with some unusual fashion requirements. At the scream rock club the "Yell-A- stone", milt clears the way for charley to join his band Null and Void. Milt: Jim, this is our new lead singer. you're out of the band. Jim: what? I got a breast implant to be in this band! Milt: Ok, charley. you're the new "Null" and Vic and I are your backup "the void" Charley: Im Null? Jim: My dad had to pay for the operation! what am I gonna tell him?! Vic: Sorry, man. Charley: You're doing laundry now? Milt: This is the percussion section, Man. w start up and unbalanced load of towels! Vic: we're on in five. Charley: Dont I need practice? milt: No, man! just scream! hello we can't even play guitar! Moments later.... Thump thump thump AAAAAAA!!!!! Milt: You're sucking the place up, man! get into this!! Charley: AAA! But at that moment, the hectic washing machine shifts over to charley semi opposable bug toe.... NGYAAAAAAAAA ....and history is made! Rolling stone; Null Scream rock the alternative to mainstream alternative music coming: Australopithcine as a rock star!
So does this mean Ruben was taking good drugs or bad drugs in 1995? Because clearly there were drugs.