Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 25, 2016

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The republican Vampire! The car is stuck! we'll have to make it to the castle! Cruz: Greetings. Please come one and be my guest, My conservative nature would not allow me to be discourteous. My name is count cruz! Cruz: I was born long ago in a distant, mysterious land known as canada. I came to this country and grew quite fond of it and its ideals Only I know the founding fathers intent for the Nation…. Man: I knew It Run! He's Undead! woman: heres a door! Aah ciphers Cruz: Theres no escape, No compromise! Succumb to my will! WOman: Yech! The sweat! The oil! The smart! man: whats that? Trump: AAR! Only trump can be top monster! CRASH Cruz: No! You fool! Trump: trump hate violence! But Trump want to smash face! BAd Things about to happen! BAck you brainless lummox! I know your weakness: the fire of true belief in conservatism! Trump: Trump not afraid of fire! Fier is trumps Friend! Nooo!! Next : You're fired!