Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 16, 2016
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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 Coming soon to USA network: The show you fondly remember… Hopsital 1973! Good Lord its hideous. Poor kid. Its worse than we feared This boy is totally devoid of any sideburns whatsoever! To go through life like that! Doctors? The boys mother is waiting. I'll talk to her! run tests! Lots of them! Mom: Is timmy alright?! when I saw That he ate a handful of "flintstones" vitamins, I rushed him right over! Thats not Timmy's problem Mrs, Philips. Brace yourself --- timmys cheeks and jawline are utterly hairless! Now, he doesnt seem to be in any pain and there are treatments, experimental in nature… Mom: So I don undertsnd… Mrs. phillips, If I may interrupt I don't want to alarm you, bu…. You've got sideburns! stretcher! stat! Next: sideburn definicency syndrome epidemic
QuiteDragon over 8 years ago
And NO ONE has a pornstache!!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
And they aren’t wearing polyester suits.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Poor kid isn’t even wearing bell bottoms…
Kip W over 8 years ago
I’d like to see how wide their watchbands are.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 8 years ago
Guys even wore shorts above their knees back in those days.
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
On the other hand, back in ‘73 you could spend a week or more in the hospital and come home to find that your insurance (whose premiums were 100% paid by your employer) had covered the entire bill. All considered, I’d put up with the sideburns and polyester leisure suits and Frye boots and bell-bottoms to get that back.
jpozenel over 8 years ago
This is the type of medical care you can expect to receive at the Martin Van Buren Medical Center.
drkala over 8 years ago
Also, you were less likely to survive if you had cancer, heart disease or…just about anything fatal. But it didn’t cost you.
QuiteDragon over 8 years ago
You’re off by a least a couple of decades. Ducktails where long gone by the seventies.
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
You mean DAs they were more a 50s thing ! Duck azz
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
They sure look like an Afro and a Mullet to me !