Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 26, 2016

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Tom the dancing bugs SUPER - FUN-PAK COMIX Hillbilly Robot Man: Sorry, hillbilly robot, You can't drink moonshine, I never requested "Moonshine" and I know my necessary intakes, I am a well - functioning robot that happens to be a hillbilly, Schrondiner's Cat Man: Right now my cat in this box is both dead and alive. In the final panel I will open the box. Please don't look! your observation will fix his state! Thanks a lot. Horatio H Bordeax, Crime solving Bacterium Hmm... trail of mini acid fragments.... Anomalous concentrations of polyphosphates... Nobody leave this piece of decaying squirrel poop! Theres been a murder! Pokemon go, Forever Gotta cath 'em all! Alll! ALL! Percival dunwoody, idiot time traveler from 1909 1829 PC: Grandmother~ Im from the future! You must not marry this man! Hes a mean grandpa and won't buy me a spinning top for my eighth birthday! woman: huh? PC: Now to find your future daughter and tell her not to marry that sarsaparilla hoarding father of mine! IMAGINARY FRIENDS & THEIR IMAGINARY FREINDS bear: Okay, Mr. Shniggles! Now its my turn to tickle you! Boy: Tinky, who ate you talking to? Its time for bed! Mom: Pete, haven't you washed up yet? Stop playing! Man: So, Mrs. Cole, are you ready for sleep? God: Alright everyone, time for nighty night.