Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 16, 2016

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Chagrin Falls "Life Under President Trump" Girl: Morning, Mom, Im late for Trump School, Inc. Mom: We got an email from your brother. Its his first since he was drafted. Girl: Hows cap doing? Dad: He says The- war- to- avenge- the- mean- tweet- that- hurt- President- Trump's- feelings is going well. Girl: Bye, Mrs. Gonzalez. Heres breakfast. Have a good day, Penelope. From all of us!SHH! I saw the deportation Forces van across the street! Boy: What did you get for question 4 on the Trump Science, Inc, homework? Girl: Um, "global Warming is a hoax because Mr. Trump once put on a sweater in March" Girl: See you inside Amed, Good luck on your Daily Loyalty Test for muslims. Thanks They're getting trickier. Muslim Entrance Everyone please stand for the pledge of allegiance. Black boy: I refuse, Mrs. Shades Im exercising my First amendment right to protest. Teacher: Very well, Anthony. Security, we have a 'delivery for the basket of deplorables." teacher and Students: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United states of Trump, and to the Russian Republic under which its stands..." Wait! I canceled my mind! I meant Second Amendment! Im a second amendment person! the end