Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 25, 2016

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ANGRIER Things 2 Dave! Are you okay?! We rescued you from the Upside Down! Dave: cough. Its a bizarre alternate reality where Clinton is a deranged monster, the economy is tanked , and threats to white people are everywhere! What generated that insane universe? The coordinates of its source seem to be over there! This is even bigger than we thought! Lets get out of here! Thank God that weird Upside Down place can't affect our reality! This reality is based on truth! cough Look out! AUGGH! trump: Im your president now! Th-thats impossible! Lies from a fake reality can't affect us! Trump: I'll take this. I"ll need it to pay for my tax cut for the rich, And my "infrastructure"program. Thats an obvious lie!! Maybe that works in the Upside Down but you can't just change reality by repeating lies here! Trump: you are totally biased and rude, So unfair! Apologize! Pssh...thi is all based onliest and a false narrative! Wait 'til Huffpo and the Times expose those lies! Boy, then Trump will sorry!!