Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 17, 2017
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The po' li'l duck who's rich in luck H H Rich Dog: I'm here to drain this here swamp! Lucky Ducky: Tha's good. We could use some elbowin' room... Rich Dog: Okay, boys! Go get 'em! Lucky Ducky: SWAMP RATS? But thems LOVE swamps! Rich Dog: Then who better to know how to drain one? Lucky Ducky: Hey, the swamp is RISIN'! Rich Dog: Dontcha know a risin' tide lifts all boats? Lucky Ducky: But I notice you is the only one what gots a boat Critic Dog: As a comics critic, I say STOP! Lucky Ducky: Huh? Critic Dog: REALLY? GENTLE SATIRE EVOKING ANTIQUATED FUNNY ANIMAL CARTOONS?! Critic Dog: THERE IS LITERALLY A RACIST, FASCIST KLEPTOCRAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Critic Dog: THE PRESIDENT HAS SOME DEAL WITH RUSSIA, WHICH HACKED HIS OPPONENTS TO GET HIM ELECTED!! Critic Dog: THIS JUST NORMALIZES THE SITUATION! WE NEED MORE THAN CUTE SATIRE...BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! Lucky Ducky: It was already too late. BAM Frog: Funny animal cartoons ain't allus so gentle. Next -- we have met the enemy and he is U.S.!
bkybl Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I miss “Pogo”.
Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
The good thing is, Tang the Temperamental’s administration/circus is already such a Hindenburg-grade disaster that not even Pence (AKA “The Relatively SANE Fascist in the Group”) will be able to get anything done once the dust settles. America isn’t SAFE yet by any stretch of the imagination, but people are beginning to figure out that they should’ve taken the election seriously. …Next time, fingers crossed?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
This is what is known as, “Laugh Aloud Funny”.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Trump is going to sic the justice dept on anyone he doesn’t like, IT BEGINS!
JPuzzleWhiz almost 8 years ago
It’s been said before — Trump isn’t “draning the swamp,” he’s simply filling it with his own multi-billionaire alligators.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
There’s an old Army saying that goes: " When you’re up to your a$$ in alligators, it’s hard to remember, that your prime objective was draining the swamp ! "
Kip W almost 8 years ago
We’re up to our necks in the Big Swampy, and the damn fool says to keep going.
jpozenel almost 8 years ago
This will probably be brought up in a coming press conference…stay tuned!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
“We have met the enemy and he is ours” is where the quote originated then changed in “Pogo”, by Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Considering Trump is our first sitting Troll as president your identification is off. You are just pissed that he is insulting your god-man.
Kip W almost 8 years ago
Bolling could have gone with a simple anti-Trump cartoon, but took it even more meta. Too bad it only registers on eyes that are already open.