Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 23, 2017
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enjoy the sClassic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 2007 Gid Man Human Man Team up Gid Man Powers; Ultimate control over every atom in the Universe: Master of Space/Time Continuum HM: Powers: Bi pedal locomotion; Functioning nervous system: Opposable thumbs. Human: That ti was on the money, G.M.! A Jewel heist! GM: Lets do this HM! HM: Um, Maybe you could have flown us down, GM: c'mon! double steps it! HM: puff, puff...hold it... Right there! Bonk HM: ow! HM: God- man! A little Help! who's he talking to? GM: I made myself invisible to them! HM: why? GM: Keep your fists up! I got his wallet! Lets go! GM: Now, thats not right. GM: Don't worry chum! the is all part of my plan! HM: Worst...super- hero partner ever!
“Don’t worry, son! I swear to Myself that, long after it’s too late to reconsider, your endless servitude and self-denial will be repaid with untold joy! The joy of just being around Me! And if that don’t float your boat, there’ll be streets paved with gold! You won’t have any use for gold, but still!”