Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 23, 2017
February 17, 2017
February 24, 2017
Transcript:
enjoy the sClassic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 2007 Gid Man Human Man Team up Gid Man Powers; Ultimate control over every atom in the Universe: Master of Space/Time Continuum HM: Powers: Bi pedal locomotion; Functioning nervous system: Opposable thumbs. Human: That ti was on the money, G.M.! A Jewel heist! GM: Lets do this HM! HM: Um, Maybe you could have flown us down, GM: c'mon! double steps it! HM: puff, puff...hold it... Right there! Bonk HM: ow! HM: God- man! A little Help! who's he talking to? GM: I made myself invisible to them! HM: why? GM: Keep your fists up! I got his wallet! Lets go! GM: Now, thats not right. GM: Don't worry chum! the is all part of my plan! HM: Worst...super- hero partner ever!
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Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
“Don’t worry, son! I swear to Myself that, long after it’s too late to reconsider, your endless servitude and self-denial will be repaid with untold joy! The joy of just being around Me! And if that don’t float your boat, there’ll be streets paved with gold! You won’t have any use for gold, but still!”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Somebody is not living up to their potential.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Trust me ! I’m Omniscient !
pumaman almost 8 years ago
You’re on your own human man.
Kip W almost 8 years ago
That God-Man! He works in the most mysterious ways.
Stephen Rousseau almost 8 years ago
Wow… just… WOW!
Alabama Al almost 8 years ago
Now, now, Human-Man. God-Man’s going to get perturbed and might even smite you if he (He?) hears what you mumbled … which God-Man certainly did, being omnipotent and all.
hablano almost 8 years ago
GM only controls the atoms of the universe! I control the quarks! Bwahahahaha!
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Some days it’s best not to be part of God’s plan.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
The problem is that “God’s Plan” equates to a rat running a maze for the scientist.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just like church. Talk to an imaginary friend whose help somehow never exceeds what you manage to do for yourself, but you end up leaving money, anyway.
jpozenel almost 8 years ago
He’s there in spirit…that’s all that counts…right?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
No matter what happens it is your choice and “put deity here” works in mysterious ways including exactly like random chance.