Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 19, 2021

I’m a Christian and I still think this is funny.

Ooh, crossover. That’ll happen when you’re omnipresent, I guess.

Watch “The Gunfighter” on YouTube. 8 minute movie narrated by Nick Offerman and all will be revealed.

…and turtles all the way down. I think we’re all Buddhists on this bus.

What brand of mattresses? Could make a difference, I expect.

I’m glad I can’t read the omniscient narration on MY life, even if it would come in handy sometimes.

Wouldn’t merely asking the question mean that he’s not omniscient? It’s like the negative ontological argument. Poof!

The omniscient guy isn’t God. He’s just the scriptwriter.

Very entertaining.

I’m a nihilist, and I would think it’s funny but nothing is funny.

Yay! A Billy Dare / God Man crossover!

Yaay! No more Trump cartoons!

Time is multidimensional and simultaneous for omniscient omnipresent divine beings. It’s not a unidirectional one dimensional thing. Godman and his ilk know because they can’t help it.

Why isn’t there a Goddamnman?

When the last round is fired from a semiautomatic weapon, the action locks open. Selig should have known that his gun was empty.

Billy, don’t look an omniscient narrator in the mouth . . . or bite the omniscient narrator that feeds you . . . or something like that.

“The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”

I don’t get it. What’s wrong with tautology? Where’s the paradox?

And then I ended up reading about set theory and truth-functional operators.

It was not fun.