Tom Toles for December 07, 1998

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TV: And now the news: For the first time ever, sales of SUV's, minivans and pickup trucks have exceeded the sale of actual cars. And now the weather: For the first time ever, every month this year has set records for high temperatures. And now for the analysis about the possible connection: And now a word from our sponser: The new Goliath X-train megaton SUV stomps the competion in the shopping mall parking lot..... Man: Whoa. Maybe it's time I woke up to the threat of being stomped in the shopping mall parking lot.