Tom Toles for October 27, 2001
Transcript:
woman: Champagne? man: We beat the street! woman: We had a bad quarter. man: We lost $437 million! But Wall St. predicted we'd lose $500 million! woman: Are you sure that's cause for... man: Gather the staff! How many are left? woman: Four. man: Wall Street predicted we'd only have three! woman: This is soda water. man: The street predicted tap!