Tom Toles for August 25, 2004

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Reporter: Meanwhile, another group of dental hygienists came forward today. Dental Hygienists: We were there. We cleaned the current President's teeth during his guard service. We used the metal tools. He stayed in the chair the whole time. The music was terrible. Those who claim we only used the little rubber fluoride attachment are liars. Character: He was awarded a purple toothbrush.