Tom Toles for February 25, 2016
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Transcript:
Nevada Hands. A full house is still too many cards because Carson, Kasich, Rubio, Cruz, and Trump are still in the race. Two of a kind is when Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio both say that each is the only one who can beat Donald Trump. A straight is the general denial of rights to gays the Republican party supports. A royal flush is establishment toilet paper. The Joker is also the Trump card.
