Tom Toles for April 22, 2016
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Transcript:
The New "Meek" Donald Trump. Trump: I will henceforth refer to Lyin' Ted as "Senator Lyin' Ted." I will generously donate my hair to the U.S. Treasury so we can base our currency on the "Golden Locks" standard. Speaking of currency, we should have a woman on the $20 bill and I'm offering my many wives and/or daughters to pick from. I am humbled to accept the nomination of my newly re-named Trumpublican Party.
