Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 12, 2015
Transcript:
Wallace: Amelia says babies come from storks. Is that true? Mr. McClellan: Depends: I mean, your mother and I found you in the woodpile on a snowy night. We thought you were a log until you thawed and started cryin' by the wood stove. Wallace: What? Mr. McClellan: And I think you brother was a return to sender gone screwy...
I sense a seriously maladjusted future adult in the works…