Well, I’m glad to see things have advanced with respect to our mothers. When I was that age, I was afraid of “breaking her back.” Although it would be a hard choice between that and having a monster sieze me for a “tasty snack”…
I grew up on a block with lots of Mothers and sidewalks right out of a earthquake disaster movie. Despite hop scotch, skipping and running with abandon every kid’s Mom was upright, strong and healthy so us young’uns laughed at such a medical impossibility. Ha! Ha we say! After a morning of playing in the car junk yard across the dirt street my little brother and I ran home for lunch and saw our uncle’s taking my Mom out of the house on an old door and putting her in the back of a pick up truck. She was wailing that she couldn’t sit up! Of course this made my brother and me horrified. My Uncle Ro… well, let’s call him Uncle Wiseacre, put his arms around us and very quietly asked, “which one of you stepped on a crack?” Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! (For those wondering…slipped disc. Whew) Wallace sure does love his Mom.
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Poor Will Henry down in the sewer again.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, it saves poor Mom’s back.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Someday The Feral One will make a psychiatrist rich.
Ida No almost 3 years ago
Wallace blew the narrative structure of the chant. Fortunately, Sterling had the sense to save the rhyme. Spud’s not all he’s cracked up to be.
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
For a brief moment, I thought “It is in our house” meant the zombie!
imagenesis almost 3 years ago
I think Pennywise, the clown from “IT” is saying Will Henry… Spoº°ºoky!
Durak Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gotta teach that one to my grandkids.
jschumaker almost 3 years ago
Wallace’s creativity is amazing.
cathluk almost 3 years ago
I want to be in Wallace’s world!
Kawasaki Cat almost 3 years ago
I love it!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, I’m glad to see things have advanced with respect to our mothers. When I was that age, I was afraid of “breaking her back.” Although it would be a hard choice between that and having a monster sieze me for a “tasty snack”…
vorlon42 almost 3 years ago
A five-word sentence from the Feral One! Holy cow!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
A better take on an oldie……
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
Sterling’s favorite saying.
Some nerd who likes comics almost 3 years ago
Love this one
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
I never liked that off shoot “zombie” brain eaters.
ricekook almost 3 years ago
I grew up on a block with lots of Mothers and sidewalks right out of a earthquake disaster movie. Despite hop scotch, skipping and running with abandon every kid’s Mom was upright, strong and healthy so us young’uns laughed at such a medical impossibility. Ha! Ha we say! After a morning of playing in the car junk yard across the dirt street my little brother and I ran home for lunch and saw our uncle’s taking my Mom out of the house on an old door and putting her in the back of a pick up truck. She was wailing that she couldn’t sit up! Of course this made my brother and me horrified. My Uncle Ro… well, let’s call him Uncle Wiseacre, put his arms around us and very quietly asked, “which one of you stepped on a crack?” Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! (For those wondering…slipped disc. Whew) Wallace sure does love his Mom.
wordsmeet almost 3 years ago
Everybody knows Gary is Will Henry’s alter ego. :D