Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 04, 2023

Oh, NOW you mention scissors.

I wouldn’t watch him either, Mrs. Collins. He terrifies me.

Somehow I’m thinking of that 6-year-old who shot his teacher.

Not heavy handed in the least.

Mom may not be allowed at the marina…

Many years ago I had a neighbor who’s son was a " Sterling", We were riding in her car and he was in a car seat between us…yeah back in the 1970s you could do that. No seat belts either. Anyway, without warning this 10 month old baby reared back and slugged me in the eye. His mother looked over and said. " No No Christopher" ( he got worse, the local school expelled him IN THE FIRST GRADE!) They moved after that. He’s probably doing life in a prison somewhere..

They must have a cage someplace.

“… which I do.”

Looks like Sterling got to that soccer ball..

…but this is Sterling we’re talking about here. If anything, the word “dangerous” really isn’t accurate enough.

Mama’s got the same spirit as Sterling… and with her current issues, she and Sterling’s wardrobes may soon match…

Is that a new England “thing” ? – they refer to themselves quite formally. My Mom and Dad in Cleveland, Ohio suburbs were on a first name basis with all the neighbors.

What’s with the torn shirt?

Little Caesar’s snip snip

The Barnam and Bailey Child Rearing Kit has a whip, a chair, and a gun.

Panel 03, Mom has a bit of a Dad look going on there.

Wait till Mrs. Collins tells Mom that Sterling mooned her.

No. Dangerous is just one of many appropriate descriptions of Sterling…..

Or fire, or a hammer, knife, fire, rocks, blunt instruments, fire . . .

“It’s all fun and games until somebody loses and Eye-eyeee!” Billy Bones, Muppet Treasure Island

Now she ripped off a piece of her ruined shirt. I kinda hope that when she arrives on her husband’s boat she’ll have gained a perfect Pirate look.

Nope, not heavy-handed at all

That boy ain’t right.

I love the fact she held the filter in her teeth. She’s made of the good stuff.

Gee, I hope the kid never runs with them…