Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 24, 2023

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Did you save the bit that Sterling chopped off?

Go for Blackbeard. His beard is on fire.

Do incipient mustaches count? I’d love to see him dress up as Frida Kahlo …

Sterling: [Stage whisper] “How much do you want, and what color? I’ve got Dad’s electric razor primed and oiled when you need it.”

Pencil thin mustache, the Boston Blackie kind

Who did Dave Crosby leave his mustache to?

Even more ambitious, aim for the Tom Selleck look!

I’m having trouble discerning Mom’s expression in the last panel. Disgust? Annoyance? Fear of losing another lock of hair?

Earp. Excuse me.

You forgot Gandalf!!!!

I have to vote for Yukon Cornelius. I owe him one since in looking him up, I learned what a tritagonist is.

Apparently, Sterling likes a lot of ketchup on his food. Plrp is an appropriate sound.

Yukon Cornelius would be fantastic.

Snidely Whiplash.

The Lorax has a muzzle, not a mustache.

The Monopoly man. Shave his head and make a mustache out of it.

I love that under every costume, Wallace is fixed in that exact same firm stare. Intimidating.

Lanny McDonald (former NHL player) would work as well, Wallace.

Mom, you could take advantage of the fact that he didn’t specify human hair.

Go with Yukon Cornelius, kid!

I don’t think mom cares for the idea of making a mustache regardless of the source of the hair.

Come on Mom, you can spare a little, don’t make me wait until you fall asleep.

Stephan Pastis is taking his book on tour. Do you have any plans for a book tour?

John Waters’ moustache would be easy, and wouldn’t even need to be made of real hair – he’s been drawing it on with an eyebrow pencil for decades.

YAY! My The Great Pencil Quest just arrived!

Borrow Sterling’s unibrow. It would make a fine mustache.

Just received mine!! I’m so excited!

This year I am finally old enough and grey enough to go as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

As a child, I too couldn’t wait for my mustache to grow.

Sterling’s eyebrow ought to work.

Yukon Cornelius is the only way to go, Wallace.

Yukon cornelius is great, but wallace needs to go aswalter white! Since the last arc had red seaglass, lets balance it out with some home-cooked BLUE seaglass!

I was never a fan of those Rankin-Bass productions, but I am oddly fascinated by Yukon Cornelius. The dude goes to the Yukon with a dogsled team made up of a poodle, cocker spaniel, saint bernard, dachshund, and collie, and somehow makes it out alive.