Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for June 21, 2024

Seagull must be hovering above.

Spud, you’re a planet not a pulsar.

Mrs. Macintosh didn’t planet this way.

They look so sweet in panel two, having fun..

I hope no one moon’s her.

Shouldn’t have had that extra extra cheese pizza earlier Spud…

If she is the sun and wanted to present how far the various planets are from the sun I think planet #8 would be in Cleveland…

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Good of Spud to hurl himself into the assignment!

It looks like Wallace is orbiting counter clockwise.

Well Spud, that’s one way to depopulate a planet.

Wonder which one got to be Planet X.

Spud just deorbited and created a new cometary trail.

Reminds me of a Cul-de-sac moment! :)

He should turn only once a day.

Look out! Vomit comets!

What the heck is Spud doing with his posture? did his planet have an asteroid collision?

Wasn’t Spud designated Mars? Ew Martian puke.

Always be prepared to welcome alien visitors

Ooh…Olympia Mons is erupting!

Ha! Great idea. Now let’s all Take a walk on the pier.

Ahhh, so Spud is really Io (one of Jupiter’s moons), which has the most active volcanoes!

Chunky bits and hurls of spit come shooting out my pie-hole, a-tiddly-dinky-dooo, how are you-ooo?

Wheeeee!

Rotate and orbit.

Spud needs a little more mass to slow him down. Or get captured in the gravity well of a larger body.

So, who got to be Uranus and tumble rather than spin?

So seriously, is this teacher-led exercise something that is or was ever done at your school? It seems very strange to me.

There’s always a “vomit comet”. (NASA joke)

Spud doing a triple axle? :P

Maybe his vomit can form rings around him.