Just read a story related by a store security officer who caught a woman stealing a bunch of bananas. When confronted she refused to open her purse so the officer got one hand on each side and slapped them together, then walked off saying to enjoy your banana pudding……
It rained the Halloween I was four. Our father stood at the kitchen door and pretended to be various different people, giving us the candy he would otherwise have given to trick or treaters.
Strange, but that’s my absolute favorite Halloween memory.
Yakety Sax about 6 hours ago
Just read a story related by a store security officer who caught a woman stealing a bunch of bananas. When confronted she refused to open her purse so the officer got one hand on each side and slapped them together, then walked off saying to enjoy your banana pudding……
Faustus Mitternacht about 6 hours ago
Come, mister tally man, tally me bananaDaylight come and me wan’ go homeCome, mister tally man, tally me bananaDaylight come and me wan’ go home
Ida No about 4 hours ago
Spud: “I could go for a bowl of oatmeal, as a bowl of oatmeal!”
conuly about 2 hours ago
It rained the Halloween I was four. Our father stood at the kitchen door and pretended to be various different people, giving us the candy he would otherwise have given to trick or treaters.
Strange, but that’s my absolute favorite Halloween memory.
posse1 Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Banana bread starter!
markkahler52 about 1 hour ago
Should’ve gone as an avocado…
crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 hour ago
At first I thought Sterling had a pirate patch over one eye, then I realized it’s just part of his unibrow..
That last line made me genuinely LOL!