Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2022

Patience integrity and guts

I don’t suppose Animal Rights Protesters refer to police as pigs. They would protest against any comparison of animals to the police.

But you never said that….

I had a police officer as a neighbor once. He had a little pet pig that he called “Five-O”.

Everyone has a limit to what he/she will stand without responding. Bung found theirs.

A no-no? Back in the 60’s it was de rigueur.

“I am from the goon squad.” “You ARE the goon squad!”

He didn’t say anything about bribing them with a nice single malt, or even some cheap rotgut!

Bung doing his job for once.

Must be a reference to the old 1960s, and sadly current BLM habit, of calling police pigs.

He’ll start feeling it, once the booze wears off.

Triggered…