Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2022

Chompers

And this is why I don’t buy instruments you need to use with your mouth.

In ID, survival comes before dental care – way before.

Go with the cowbell.

Did someone steal the drum set while he was “trying” the harmonica?

Hey, you mouth it, you bought it.

Titanium implants.

Brace yourself,you owe me for one chewed harmonica

You broke it, you buy it.

I used to use little raisin boxes and pretend they were harmonicas. The real thing is much more melodious, with or without braces.