Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2022

Careful, the thought police might hear you……

Whenever the kings try this, they always get stuck on the last two classes, for some strange reason. Forever.

I was going to say that he could make it tasteless too, but that ship already sailed.

About thirty years ago, here in the UK, we had a Prime Minister called John Major who talked about creating a classless society. It didn’t work as we’re still ruled by politicians educated at either Eton or Harrow.

He’s too late. It’s already done.

Id is classless, mainly because no one can afford to go to school.

The Duke is the Major Greenbrass of the Wizard strip.

Well, we got no class

And we got no principals (ooh)

And we got no intelligence

We can’t even think of a word that rhymes, well

We can’t salute ya

Can’t find a flag

If that don’t suit ya

That’s a drag

Yes he personally is classless.

A blinding flash of the obvious.