Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 05, 2023

That makes three of us!!!

There you go. Show a little dedication to doing a good job and somebody has to complain.

After the last two nights, bada binging and bada banging….my nerves are frayed!

It’s an eye opening job……..

What’s the point, I just end up dreaming that I’m awake.

Everything doesn’t happen at midnight… ツ

Throw a shoe at him.

I hear there’s a very frugal country where the telephone time service only has one message, no matter when you call: “At the sound of the tone, it will be twelve midnight.” Then you wait for the tone. :)

Well you’re in charge. Give me the crown and I’ll silence the clown.

If the guard isn’t careful he will be ordered to keep a close eye on Spook. While chained to the wall.