Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2023

As Mel Brooks has said, it’s good to be the king.

They say money can’t buy happiness. But, I’d like to try it, just to be sure…

I’d settle for just being the wheelbarrow pusher. Bags can fall off every now and then.

The theme from ‘Washington DC, pot of gold.’ a collaboration by those wonderful people who daily hog it up at the public trough.

You’re dead for a real long time

You just can’t prevent it

So if money can’t buy happiness

I guess I’ll have to rent it

This is the Life by Weird Al

Looks like King is trying to catch up with Scrooge McDuck.

The golden rule, he who rules gets the gold.