Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2024

Are you sure that a gallon will cover it?

I tried calamine lotion on mosquito bites when I was a child, but it never worked.

it’s going to take an ocean, of calamine lotion

he’s going to kiss Bung?

Didn’t the saying used to be, “If your nose is itching, someone has a hole in their underwear?”

Ah the old nose joke.

Well at least he doesn’t have to kiss Blanche.

Or as in the song Poison Ivy—-An ocean of calamine lotion.

If my nose itches it usually means I have a sneeze coming on, gives me time to grab a tissue.