Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2024

The silliest little things want to make me grumpy, and that is one of them. So I took charge of it for fun. When a waitress asks “Have we decided what we’re having?” I indicate a chair and say, “You’re eating with us? What are you having?”

Interesting how, no matter the situation, Rod is never out of his armor. Gotta be a challenge for nursie, not to mention a mess for the orderly.

Also a bit surprised Rod wasn’t racing in the opposite direction. Seems to be his choice of tactic in battles with the Hun.

Joke’s on Rodney. The handwriting is shaky, because the guy spent so much time practicing, his writing skills suffered.

Anyway, I’m with Rodney. The nurse should have an enema, too. You never know.

Give me more pills. Give me another bath. Take that enema and stick it….

After the enema, that’s when $hit hits the pan!

This one is quite funny :)

Rod would probably fair better if he held his shield in front of him like his opponent instead of to on his side

That’s one thing she’s not taking for the team.

Good one, suddenly it is his procedure alone.

There is the “royal” we and the “condescending” we.

Sorry, Rodney, but even if she said, “It’s time for our enema,” you’d still be the only member of the team getting one.