Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 02, 2024

Good point.

Considering how many people might have benefited from that wasted food . . . especially in Id, where poverty seemed the primary crop.

I’ve heard peoples heads referred to as melons.

As long as people eat the melons, it’s not wasteful.

I hope he spends as much time Sharpening that Ax Blade !

Sure, a true pro has be skilled at his craft.

Hope those melons are given to the poor starving peasants.