Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 27, 2002
Transcript:
Frog: Help! Blanch: Who's there? King: Hi, wiz. Hi, Blanch. Blanch: Drop dead! King: What's with her? Wizard: She's just having a bad day. A frog implored her to kiss him so he could be restored to his former self King: So? Wizard: So she kissed him King: and?... Wizard: and he turned into a pollywog