Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 12, 2003
Transcript:
Wizard: What in the world are you wearing? Bung: a coat of paint Lackey: The royal painter is here, sire King: what for? Lackey: To do a portrait of you for posterity King: Oh, That kind of painter what's posterity? Lackey: It's like for future generations. King: Oh..okay, send him in. How's this? Painter: I'd prefer a pose that better reflects the basic attitude of your reign here on earth Lackey: Hey! Where're you goin? Painter: The little runt just mooned me!