Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2003

Transcript:

King: Speak, downy! Has a hunting ring to it..like..naw! Lackey: There's a woman outside who says she can talk to dogs King: Send her in and go get my dog Woman: How cute. What's his name? King: Don knotts Woman: Hi, Donny, what do you think of the king? King: What did he say? Woman: Woof fwing woof woof fwink