Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2003
May 10, 2003
May 12, 2003
Transcript:
Woman: "sigh" my son, the king... He was such an adorable little tyrant I wonder if the brat got me anything for mother's day Night: I have a note for you from your son, the king Woman: Oh, goody! Letter: Your item is ready for pick up at "gift barn" Woman: It must be my mother's day gift! I have a gift to pick up Salesman: Certainly! Here you are! Woman: Golf clubs? I don't play golf! Is there anything else? Salesman: Oh, yes! The king said to be sure to use the rear entrance when delivering these to the clubhouse
