Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 08, 2003
Transcript:
Man: What would you like your legacy to be? King: That I never stole from the rich Man: Wait a minute, there are no rich! King: And in conclusion, follow ID-iot, my door is always open to you... No problem is so small or so great that we cannot solve it together! Man: I gotta see the king! Lackey: The door is open Man: Urrr King: How dan I help you, peasant? Man: Where is the bathroom?!